Nah cause why this me

i am maschoist

m
masochist?

BRUH SAME

oPIpjpð

Thanks water on my keyboard
You a real one

LMAOAOAOAOAAO

is it trying to summon cthulu or sum

I wouldn't doubt it

i mean
it is w a t e r

Yeah

Or its trying to summon :sparkles: hod :more sparkles:

OML HOD

Ibmrerd to d raw hod

I need to draw hod holy f**k how did that mess up do bad

YOU DO FR

Make him hot tho 🥵🥵

what a beast !! 😍😍😍😍😍

DAWYMNNN

help a roach crawled on my foot in the shower

EWW

istg those little f**king gremlins hate me

I like to crush them with my combat boots

nah cause I booked it outta there so my mom was just
Pulverizing it
while I was ass naked terrified in my room 💀💀💀💀

AH NAHHHH

Luckily my fight or flight didn't make me kick it
Cause it would be flew
And .

Flying roaches are invincible, as we all know

Yeah

"pfft pathetic bug lemme just squish i-"
*ANGRY FART AND HEAVY ARTILLERY NOISES*
"AæÃAAAAAAAAAA"

LMFAOAOAOAOOAAOA

On today's episode of my YouTube reccomended

LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA

WHATS THAT FACE THO

I DON'T F**KING KNOW

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv1igop_-9s

BRUH WTF?

he is strong

Bruh fr

There's so many more of those I want to die
Is this man mentally unstable

HE IS FR

then theres like
Average woodworking stuff too
I DONT GET IT

LMAO

an im always scared to do any masochist stuff cause my mom would ask me how I got hurt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Do it in places she wont be able to see

I have burn marks on my inner arm and thigh and a few cut scars on my calf

but like

she noticed this TINY ASS SLICE on my inner thigh cause I was at the doctors and had to wear just a gown help

shed def notice a pentagram 👹

AH NAHHHHHH

"How'd you cut yourself there?"

"oh i

i uhhh the uh

chair."

So my brother noticed my thigh burns so I said I was cooking eggs and the oil splattered and hit me there, Witch was half true.

I like to burn my arm after I cook so It looks like an accident

S m a r t

once i accidentally splashed boiling water on myself doing a
slightly disgusting thing . cleaning a dead birds skull off

BRO I POURED BOILING WATER ON MYSELF ON ACCIDEND AND GOODNESS ME THAT SHIT FELT SO F**KING GOOD

I

.

brb im gonna make some tea for no reason at all hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhaahah

a
ha

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAAHAHA

HAHAHA

LMAO

Have fun

Ended up further cleaning my jay skull
Poured the excess hot water on an antbed cause those mfs deserve it

WWW

. one stung me
i don't
i don't know how the f**k it got to my hand

Damn

jesus really be inventing flying ants...

Those do exist sadly

I ALREADY HAVE A WELT HELP AA

oh

Get aloe verra and put it on there or better yet burn it

or just
S u f f e r

That works too

apparently there are too many songs with that lyric helxpfkhfnr

Lmao

ergh

anyways i think im practically dissolving my tongues outer skin

How?

Altoids

Oh

. there gotta be some mfing addicting chemical in them isth

Really?

probably not
i probably just like mint too much lmaoa

Prolly

Its like the uhhh
Medieval paintings of dogs 💀💀💀

FRRRRRR

My mans really said "👺"

KEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEK

i

i

ALWAYS FEEL LIKE

I'm dying

.

oh

Oh I thought we where singing a song....