Paratroopa: Alright, Birdo. I have a task for you. You will clean Sephiroth’s sword, and after that, you have to pay him 85 dollars
Birdo: Fine. I just won’t do it then
Paratroopa: That was an order, not a request. If you don’t do it, then I’ll have to take 95 dollars out of your bank account to give to Sephiroth as a reward for having to deal with a brat like you
Birdo: I’d clean Sephiroth’s sword, if I didn’t have to pay him for my service
Paratroopa: Fine. I guess we’ll have to do it the hard way
*Paratroopa cleans Sephiroth’s sword and pays Sephiroth the 105 dollars he took out of Birdo’s bank account*
Paratroopa: Sephiroth, I am so sorry. Birdo wouldn’t cooperate so I had to take matters into my own hands
Sephiroth: Call Birdo here. I would like to talk to her
Paratroopa: Birdo! Sephiroth wants to talk to you!
*Birdo arrives*
Birdo: P-please d-don’t hurt me, Sephiroth! I’m sorry I wasn’t willing to clean your sword!
Sephiroth: Actually, I’m the one who needs to apologize to you. I’m the one who let Paratroopa take advantage of you. You know what? I’ll pay you 210 dollars. Does that sound good for the timebeing?
Birdo: Yeah…thanks Sephiroth
Paratroopa: But Sephiroth, why would you do that?
Sephiroth: The real question is, why did you kidnap an innocent dinosaur just to exploit her? Why don’t you tell me that first, flying turtle?
