memechat this to your best friend.

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Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues

I take a look at my enormous p**is, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
Ba-um-ba
I take a look at my enormous p**is, and my happy times are comin' to stay
I got a sing and-a dance when I glance in my pants
I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day I
take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
And-a everything is goin' my way Ba-um-ba

Ahhh, ahh-um
Ahhh, ahh-uhh
Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay
Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ahhh
Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da
Pe-he-he-nis
Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula

Everybody!
I take a look at my enormous p**is, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
Ba-um-ba-bab I take a look at my enormous p**is, and my happy times are comin' to stay
Yeah I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis

And-a everything is goin' my way
My trouser monster

Everything is goin' my way
My meat is murder

Everything is goin' my way
Size doesn't matter

Ev-ree-thing is goin' my waaa-aaa-aaay
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Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say Mister Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me Life is your restaurant And I'm your maître d’! C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss The king, the shah Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava? Have some of column "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me What was that? (Oh my!) What was that? (No no!) What was that? (My my my!) Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? Can your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Hey, looky here. Ha ha! Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the sucker disappear? So don'tcha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midnight prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So whatcha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me Ah ha ha! Wah ha ha! You ain't never had a friend like me