I found this again, so here I go posting it again

Hmm, let's see...immortality (if you count it as a superpower)

Yikes… um.. you still get hurt and can die from something killing you, you just can’t die of old age or disease.

I can just...
Fly around
(Bill Wurtz reference)

Alright guys, standard joke about someone asking for the ability to fly time. (Jk)

You actually go slower the longer you fly.

Fine with me.

shape-shifting

You can’t shape shift to objects larger than houses or smaller than mice with the exception being animals.

good enough

I can do fingerguns to oof people

It shoots your fingers until there are none left, the process of your finger getting launched from your body is extremely painful.

the paiin

immunity to everything (including disease, gravity, death, science [meaning i can break scientific laws], etc.)

An immortal snail immune to everything is chasing you, as years progress, more immortal animals will begin to chase after you. If one were to even touch you, you die instantly. You cannot instantly kill them through breaking physics.

but I'm immune to death

As long as they don’t touch you, yes

Shape-shifting
Simple as that

You can’t shape shift to objects larger than houses or smaller than mice with the exception being animals.

Perfectly fine

I'm black

Its 1700

Wait

What are you guys doing with the torches and pitchforks

HEY WAIT WAI-

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I guess I would choose to turn into a dragon (just incase anyone gets confused by different book series.. I get to choose the type of dragon I am + possible abilities/magic specialization)

If you burp or sneeze you will let out a massive flame that incinerates the first thing in front of you

I’m fine with that. Just gotta be careful lmao. If I’m the stereotypical dragon, I can just cast a spell to avoid doing that.