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Ariana: "Sup, sweetie."

Alexa: "Hello Gator! Is Otty here?"

"Too late. There will be bloodshed."
*I made a funny.*

"Well."

*Sapphire lifts their blade.*

"Please, stop this."

"Fine."

She sighed.

(I made more. 2 more)

"Who are they?"
"Alexa and Ariana."
"How do you know, Sapphire?"
"Periss tagged them."
"Mm."

Ariana spoke up. "Who's Periss?"

Alexa gave Koamaru a kiss.

*The Pacific Droidy speaks up.*
"You will find out soon enough, love."

Ariana folded her arms.

Alexa was a happy little robot girl.

". . ."
"Excuse me, the f**k did you just call her?"
"Noooooooothing."
"I will smite you with my Bay of many Souls Spell I just learned."

Alexa smiled. "So, Ott-sorry, Kowmaru. I guess a lot has happened since you were gone."

Ariana sighed. "You kids gonna start fighting now?"

"Reasonable."
"I WILL fight SOMEONE, and that SOMEONE might soon be YOU!"
"Oh no..."

"Do you still...love me?"

Ariana showed her sharp teeth. "Bring it."

"Love?"
*They create a Crashing Wave."
"Ay Koa, we've got a crazy lady who just picked a fight with me."
"Permission granted. And I will help."

"You remember we were dating righ-wait, don't fight her-"

"In our Kingdom."

"Can you take me there?"

"Sure..."

She smiled. "Alright."

*They warp to the Pacific Kingdom, to see a different-looking REAL OTTY and a different version of Reaper, Ebony, Droidy, Luthor, and Gator.*

"...Otty?"

"Hm?"
"It appears we have some visitors, boss. Unwanted visitors."
*The demon raises a giant blade.*
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sapphire, hey appear to be friendly. If they attempt to attack us, then I shall allow you to attack."
"Yes, boss."

"Is that you, Otty?"

:No. I am the official king of the Pacific Nation. Otty is a nickname, and my real name...is King Koamaru."
*This is a new canon universe with several different worlds and kingdoms, like DnD.*

"It's been so long." She walked up to kiss him.

"Oh shit, and hello Alexa. No Otty is not he-"
"HELLO PROJECT MAMBA!"
"Nevermind."

Alexa gave Otty a really big hug. "Hi honey!"

Ariana leaned on Gator's arm. "We reaaaally need to go on a date."

"Hello, and please do not call me that..."
*This appears to be a different "Otty".*
"No."

Alexa frowned. "What"s wrong, Otty?"

Ariana's tail wagged. "Yep. You said so a while ago. Plus, we have a lot in common."

"I have changed, Ari."
"Who is this Otty person?"

Ari: "So have I. I'm no longer a 'nice girl'."

Alexa: "You are."

"..."
"No. I am Marlin, king of the Pacific Kingdom."

Ari: "I am a badass now."

Alexa: "You look just like Otty."

"We are part of the same heritage."

Alexa: "Oh, do you know where he is?"

jake: hello.

"Privyet."

jake: privyet?

"Hi in Russian."

Leona: ..uh..call you back Mon *hangs up* what the..