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BACK IN THE EUSSR - (parody of The Beatles' "Back in the USSR"); Oh, flew in from Liberia Beach D.O.A.
Got to a hospital bed last night
All the way this covid bug was in my pee
Man I was a dreadful sight; I'm back in the E.U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are... boy
Back in the EU, back in the EU
Back in the E.U.S.S.R. Those great debts really knock me out
They kick the West's behind
Angela's blubbery cellulite is hanging out
That EU troika is always on my, my, my mind; Take me to Carpathian Mountains way down South
Let me foreclose your daddy's farm
All the way the bankers' hands are reaching out
Come and grease your comrade's palm; I'm back in the E.U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are... boy
Back in the EU, back in the EU,
Back in the E.U.S.S.R.
