No matter how many cheap copies of this they make, there is just no substitute for the pure ecstasy of hitting a alarm clock with a 9mm round.

Agreed!

What if you have arthritis in both hands and can't shoot the target

then you can use your feet

Americans

Yes

I would just lose the gun

The most American alarm clock ever

americans:

I have that actually! But it sucks as you can’t turn it off so it will play an alarm even if you already woke up