Gather round, my chads and Stacies, sit here for a lil’
While I tell my mournful tale about the Stream of Hell.
Let us all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
And lift our voices in our MSMG shitpostin’ song.
Deletion did my mother, my father got the pox
My best friend harassed the site mods till he wound up in a box
My brother in our constant Civil Wars, was where he met his demise
My sister has forever closed her Imgflip account. Everybody’s deleted,
So until the tears are yeeted
We’ll shitpost and shitpost and shitpost and shitpost some more
We’ll shitpost and fight, until the early morning light
Then we’ll go to sleep, wake up again and then shitpost some more.