T-pose on your fridge and yell "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!" whenever you wanna try and go to the kitchen.

Bruh- I’m dying rn-

Good >:)

Drink you, you are Cherry soda

Probably force you to pet my cats

Jokes on you, I've always wanted to pet a cat.

I have three cats and one dog in the house I'm currently in, my dad's house has another three cats oh, and three Foster cats
had 17 cats in my life, lol

I would watch shrek with you

Nice B)

Probably just talk, but that’s more my friends job, she is insanely social

Force you to learn to Speedrun Hello Neighbor.
You have twenty-four hours to learn every skip, glitch, exploit, route, and key item location, and then do an any% run in the last 20 minutes.
Good luck