POV: I tell you m made up "facts"; THE FBI is getting tired of having watch list. The world is slowly gaining more women. If you post cringe daily, you'll end up shorting your lifespan by 45-72 years. It's illegal to have bitches in Europe; Breathing makes you sick. By the time you are a teenager, your chances of getting a boyfriend or girlfriend decreases. Poor grammar means you have an IQ of 84; You will most likely die by the time you reach 10th grade. If Twitter doxxes you, you will become genderbent. Megamind is a human with 109% blood loss; The "int" in internet stands for Intentional Nut Therapies; It's impossible to exist nowadays. The moment you were born, your father almost left. You were always a dream stan. The evidence is everything surrounding you. Pedophiles are believed to be heroes. Pranks could lead to a stroke. Reddit is starting to be the most racist app. 67.51% of all last words are death threats to their besties. You weren't born with a brain. Your grandparents gave you theirs. Modernity is dangerous; Being retarded and being a nerd is the same thing. Your organs will explode in 6.23 years. Depression is the most humiliating disorder
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