Prolly the dumbest thing I've done

Anything from DVC

https://www.amazon.com/ATTRACTIVES-SALT-PEPPER-SHAKER-HOTTIES/dp/B00B8VYE16/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=3Q0DAOAQTUT68&keywords=weird+salt+shaker&qid=1657060023&sprefix=weird+salt+shaker%2Caps%2C121&sr=8-4

I opened that on my dads account

A BB gun

I already have one

Muskets for home defense

I cannot legally buy one yet

ramen cup

Yes

Children

Okay

Yeah, but make sure you buy from a real dealer, not one of those cheapos. They just deal in the African kids, and those ones are so malnourished that they don’t taste good anymore.

Oh I remembered I have a daycare down the road

Oh yeah, those ones are good
Make sure they’re fresh though. Never frozen.

They are live pick-up

Ooh fancy

Ik they are nice and fat too

Delicious

Rope

I already have one three actually

And that's not even 1% of what I would recommend

Lmao

lol