hi i'm steve

Hi, I'm Steve. I drive a car. It's in a tree. Just kidding, my name's not Steve. I'm filing for an extension for my taxes because I didn't pay them and I'm not going to. 'Cause that's the way I like to live my life, and I feel like everything's gonna be fine! I'm skipping work again. That's because I don't have a job. The mailman was late today, and she was actually a woman, and she said, That's the way I like to live my life, and I know that everything's gonna be just fine. I don't remember why I first saw the mountains, but they've always been here. Now that I'm seeing them, I'm wondering why they're there. But they're here. I can't climb them. But I can. 'Cause that's the- Hey, here's the mail: Dear Steve- That's not my name, but whatever. Dear Steve, How did you climb this mountain? Well, I'm glad you asked that! It's part of a two-step program. Find the mountain, climb the thing. That's the way we can get things done and that's how I do it. It's easy and simple 'cause you know what to do. Bye, I'm Steve.