AYO GRIP CHECK
*AXEDENTALLY YOINKS THE SCREWDRIVER OUT*
oops

Read your memechat coward

Don’t.

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing!

*drunk auditor walks in*
i’M dRuNk

*Punches him out of the room*

UgH
wHa wasthathdldoejsfor
HEY
*fumbles slowly to the core*
wazthiz
Track e why do you haf a foozball

*Pulls you away from it and slaps you so you snap out of it*

*still drunk*
heY trucker waysthereapin in ya foozball

That isn't a football, I suggest you stay away from the screwdriver that's in the nuclear core.

NUUK?!?
oh I lauv nuuk
its ma favrot city in da world

*Uses Improbability drive to make you snap out of it*

oh wow ok

OK Audi, you better stay away from this screwdriver, because right now it's the only thing separating us from getting a LETHAL dose of radiation.
A guy already died before after a mistake he did with this ball of plutonium.

Yeah i know this
Look I had one too many bottles of whiskey

Well you better be careful.

Yeah ok

Hey wait

We're immortal

We can literally just remove this screwdriver

Oh yeah
MINE
*le epik yank of screwdriver*

*Core goes supercritical*

*does the spooky month dance*

*Does spooky dance with you*

*the room fills with light*

*Continues spooky dancing*

*same*

Yeah?

What if it does bad stuff to us

Hey suddenly I don't feel very good

oh god oh no oh god what is it gonna do

*Casually starts slowly evaporating*

*bruh moment*

*auditor feel funny*

*Death*

*no*

*Tricky died*

*brings back with magik gamer halo power*

*We dance as our life shortens extremely quick, well, at least, that is what would be happening if we weren't immortal*

*yes*

This is literally like a radioactive shower or something

Yeah
This what hank does in his spare time or smth?

Idk

Anyway, how come it hasn’t detonated yet

It isn't a nuke, Audi. It's the core of a nuke.

Oh yeah

Should we remove the beryllium dome now?

Yeah

Ay tricky

*Quickly takes beryllium dome off*

Now what

Now what