Waste of good bananas too. That is like the most solid fruit. Eat one of those bad boys and you are ready to take care of business. You are ready to f**king brawl baby. A pear ain't gonna do that shit for you. I would say it's driving me bananas but I don't want to undermine my point. B-A-N-A-N-A
Very related to this point: does this movie answer the question of where the Minions were on 9/11?? They were out of that cave wearing overalls and goggles while speaking in goofy onomatopoeias when The Cambodian Genocide happened, so?? Viet Nam?? Someone had to help Saddam with all those war crimes. Where were The Minions?? If they live up to their name of serving the evilest person then they got some shit they need to be held accountable for.
I know that Gru stole the moon, but I'm gonna be real with you chief, there is some shit higher on my list than that. And yeah I know it f**ks with the tides and probably made some fishermen sad, but Piccolo blew up the moon and we survived that just fine. I got some questions for The Minions that GRU doesn't have the answers to right now.
I know they conveniently went into an ice cave before WW2 because Napoleon made them sad or some shit. Illumination dodged the Hitler bullet, but there are many lost souls that lay on the crimson-soaked ledger of The Minions. However, I still need answers for some other atrocities that have gone down.
Either they worked for the evilest person at the time or they didn't. What is it Minions??
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