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Jacob: hm

Auditor: Alright so this is the first test of the AntiMAG machine. Wanna do the honours?
*a grunt waves at you from behind a glass wall*

Jacob: Um, I guess

*there is a button*

Jacob: I have a question, what is mag-nification?

Auditor: Pretty simple.
*he points down the hall to this guy. He is 12 feet tall and holding a shotgun as big as you are.*

Jacob: ummmmmmmm

Auditor: That is a MAG agent.

Jacob: okay

Auditor: Now let’s test on the grunt.

Jacob: ok

Clark: *watching outside* so that’s why the internet hates the west coast…

Auditor: There you are.

Rondu: Eeeehhhhhhhhh

Grun: Hewoo
Auditor: hmmm

Rondu: Aww!

Auditor: it IS cute. Engi! Get him out.
*an ATP engineer walks into the room with the Grun*

Rondu: Huh.

Engineer: Hiya son! Lets get ya out.
Grun: Hewooo
Engineer: Alri- AAAAA
*the grun jumps on the engineer and a bright light obscures the two*

Rondu: ACK!

*the light fades and a small engineer like the grun is next to the grun*
Enge: Hewooo
Grun: hewoo

Rondu: What just happened?

Auditor: Is it spreading?
*he sends in 3 armed agents*

Rondu: I think it is...

Auditor: Greetings

Rondu: So, why do you want me again?

Auditor: I’m testing a device to de MAGnify agents.

Rondu: Nice, so, what do you want me to do?

Auditor: Simply press the button to activate it .
*there is a grunt on the other side of a glass wall waving to you. There is a tube-like machine that he is standing in*

Rondu: *derpily waves, then presses the button*

*the doors close and it starts to whirr*

Rondu: Huh.

*it opens and a small grunt like in the prompt image is seen.*

Rondu: Huh!

*the grun and enge jump on two of the three agents. The third agent escapes in time*
Agen: Hewoo
Agen2: Hewoo
Grun: Hewoo
Enge: Hewoo

Rondu: *squeal*

Auditor: Ugh what do we do? I can’t terminate them without the government getting involved…

Rondu: HMMMMMM.

Auditor: I know! TORTURE! Come here!
*the giant at the end of the hall comes*
Auditor: Deal with them.
*he goes in, wielding his mighty shotgun*

Rondu: NOOOOOOOOOOOO. *ear piercing shriek*

*Torture manages to shoot all but the Grun, which converts torture*
*Totu is about grunt sized now.*
Totu: Hewoo
Grun: Hewoo
Auditor: Interesting.

Rondu: OH NO. WAIT! LET'S GET SANFORD AND DEIMOS!

Auditor: I will in a bit. First I wanna see what happens when I MAGnify one of these.
*two grunts in hazmat suits wheel a similar tube-like machine and push Grun in, closing the machine door. A third restrains Totu.*

Rondu: Huh

*the machine whirrs*

Rondu: *watches*

*the doors open, revealing a normal grunt.*
Auditor: Interesting.

Rondu: Yeah...

*they put Totu inside*

Rondu: Hmm

*it whirrs again and Torture walks out confused*

Rondu: Huh.

Torture: What happened?

Rondu: Don't ask me...