Colonel

Sherman be like

Nah he made a whole state go bye bye

i'm like a nuke
do one wrong thing and you're dead and 5.2mil people

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piss

but if I stomp on you, you die

I’m like a grenade
Strike me wrong and i’ll kill myself and anybody nearby at the same time

LMAO

i’m like hank j wimbleton
play music slightly too loudly and i single-handedly kill 700 people with my bare hands and cripple the entire world by distorting reality

i'm like a loud boombox
hit me and i make a loud sound