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Greetings, I, Quandalius Dingliam III, have an announcement to make: At this very moment, I have become an outlaw across all of His Majesty's territories. I have also plundered a considerable amount of the Spanish Armada, starting another war henceforth. My trusted aide, Quindarius Gouchet, caused a revolt in Rajastan, near Bombay. I will now attempt, in the following months, to conquer the Qing Dynasty and take control of the narcotic trade networks. My son, Master Dingliam IV, has been apprehended by the Royal Guard in Colonial Americas for numerous sexual assaults on the Indian Tribes.