Beast dragnoc: ...

Me: hi dragnoc

Hi!

Okami: please let me show you to your room!!!!!!
Me: ok please don't yell

*gets startled* o-ok

Momiji: oh hi guys

H-hi

Me: tohru Kyo and yuki are here too

Y-yup

Momiji: are you ok you look a bit shook

Yeah okami was just being loud and it startled me

Me: we need to change into dry clothes first

Ok

Me: *goes to the bathroom to change clothes*

*he sits down in the next to the door*

Me: *changes into dry clothes*

...

Me: *comes out of the bathroom*

Hi

Me: hello

....

Momiji: I'll head to the spring too

Ok

Momiji: *heads to the spring*

*he gets up and heads to the spring as well*

Me: I have never been to a hot spring in my life

Me ether

My brother: yay a pool
Me: it's a hot spring not a pool

Yeah

My brother: what's a hot spring

Its like a pool but its very warm and relaxing I sometimes go to hot springs to calm my nerves muscles instincts and my inner beast

My brother: *tries to fall asleep but can't because his sleep medicine doesn't work*

.....

Me: we tried to up his dose but it had red dye and he's allergic to it

(Like me IRL cuz it makes me hyper lol) OK......

(my brother gets progressive night terrors)

(Jesus) *goes back to sleep as well*

(are you still here)

(Sorry I had to go somewhere I'm back thou) hi.....

Ignia: I'm surprised your brother hasn't asked for his switch yet
Me: ikr

Yup....

Ignia: hello

Me: *goes back to sleep*

Me: now let's go save bakugo

Ok

Me: so who do you think kidnapped bakugo
Deku: the league of villains

Damn it..

Me: it would make sense they have kidnapped him before

Yup..

Me: let's go to the league of villains hideout

Ok

Me: *Naruto runs to the league of villains hideout*

*follows*

Momiji: oh oki

Yeah

Momiji: now let's go to the actual spring itself

OK...

Me: ok I'll go change into a swimsuit
Momiji: why a swimsuit?
Me: momiji are you a pervert

(Ok) the reason why is because well I'm not even gonna say it but its the same reason why I'm gonna keep my water proof clothes on

Me: *goes into the bathroom to change into a swimsuit*

*sits down*

Me: *finishes changing*

*continues to sit there*

(I'm going to bed now)

Me: *comes out of the bathroom*

Hi again

Me: hello

...

Me: I'm gonna go ahead and head to the spring

Ok

Me: *heads to the spring*

I might head there in a sec too

Me: oki

*he stands up*

My brother: wait bakugo didn't die did he
Me: no no no bakugo didn't die

He lived

My brother: oh oki

Yup

My brother: did villain deku get his quirk from all might in his timeline
Me: no

Nope the opposite actalluy he got it from afo

My brother: but afo is a bad guy

Exactly that's why deku is a villain in that timeline

My brother: but that means villain Deku never met uraraka
Me: that is actually a good thing with villain Deku being a villain

Yup

My brother: ignia are you ok
Ignia: yeah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: *throws shiggys body to chins*

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Afo: hello
Me: f-

*stabs AFO with torment*

Me: *cuts afo's head off*

AAAAAAAAAAA

Afo: *dies*

My brother: *follows*
Ignia: isn't it dangerous for your brother to be coming with us
Me: nah he knows martial arts

Plus he strong

Ignia: oh oki
Deku: we're here

Ok

Me: doesn't look like anyone's here
Shiggy: hello
Me: *spawns a sword*

*he summons his sword torment*

My brother: oh no it's shiggy

*smacks shiggy with torment burning him greatly* BEGONE SINNER

Shiggy: *disintegrates ignias arm*
Me: how dare you *cuts shiggys head off*
My brother: *horrified by all the blood on the ground*

*slashes shiggy more* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

My brother: is there a reason that he is a villain
Me: yes there is

Yup

Me: he was bullied very bad so he wanted revenge on them
My brother: that's sad

Yup..

My brother: why do people have to bully the good people
Me: I don't know

Who knows

Me: oh theres deku
Deku: hey guys

Hi

My brother: yay dekus here

Mhm

My brother: that's because I broke it
Me: wait what?!
My brother: yeah I was watching a Nintendo direct while I was taking a bath and I accidentally dropped it in the water

Dang it kid -~-

(that actually happened irl his switch hasn't been fixed yet)
Me: mom and dad are going to be so mad when they find out

Yup

Overhaul: hello
Me: *yeets overhaul to Australia*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: he shouldn't mess with us for a while

Yup

My brother: who was that

A bad guy

(Hope his data was backed up)

(it wasn't)

(Oh shet)

(my dad is still trying to fix it but it won't turn on)

(Yeah y'all will probably have to send it to nentindo or cover it in rice)

(my dad won't do that until he's run out of ideas on how to fix it)

(Tell him bout the rice option)

My brother: where's bakugo?

?

Deku: I haven't seen him in a while
Me: have you tried calling him
Deku: I don't have his number

Well then

Me: I'll call bakugo then *calls bakugo* hey is anyone there? Hello?
Deku: is he not answering
Me: no he's not
My brother: oh no

Dang it

Me: I wonder if he's been kidnapped again

Damn..

My brother: we have to go save him!

Yup

My brother: oh

Yeah

My brother: *splashes the water over and over*

*he's just laying in the water*

Me: *falls asleep*

*he falls asleep as well his water skills increasing*

My brother: why is everyone asleep?

Because its relaxing.....

My brother: oh

Yup....

My brother: I'm gonna go defeat him then
Me: no it's dangerous

We will handle him

Villain Deku: hello
Me: f-

*yeets villain deku to Venus*

My brother: that looked like deku I thought he was a good guy

That was villain deku there's a hero and a villain deku

My brother: how are there two dekus

Timelines

My brother: what happened to bakugo in villain dekus timeline
Me: uhh

I dunno