balls

Lust stacks a +2 after somebody else already played one

Mediocrity.PNG: COME THE HELL ON

"What?" He just stared

Shade: "Huh."

Carloz: You gonna play or what?
C K: C'mon, I wanna get this over with quick so I can prepare to make some money tomorrow.
TBHI: stfu

Shade: "Yes, i'm gonna play."
{Shade slides over to the table and immediately plays a +4.}

Mediocrity.PNG GO***AMN IT
Majidiot: Oho, someone's bout' to blow!
Overgrowth: *muffled* Don't say it like that.

Shade: "I'm part boombox."

Husk: Hey, can you play some electronic music?
Genital Guillotine: Why not the screams of people getting their nuts bitten off? Recorded by yours truly :)
Pisscrapper.EXE: Shut the hell up before I squeeze your right lung

Shade: "Just give me a song name."

Majidiot: Just a random nursery rhyme to piss them all off.
All of the others: NO DONT YOU DARE

Shade: "I don't do nursery rhymes."

All of them: *genuine sigh of relief*
Majidiot:

Shade: "I've even got intense symphonic metal covers of random boss themes."

TBHI: do that

Shade: "Which one, though? Like, do you want Pure Vessel, Nosk? The Grimm Troupe?"

All of them: what

Shade: "I may or may not go on YouTube and listen to music box covers of boss themes."

( O )

"hey, is this the C.U.M. weapons & utilities meeting?"

(They all turn)
"No."

fuc

ok what is this

All In
Oh wait this isn't poker

All of them:

Why did I get an invitation and where tf am i

Kawaii{chip form}: *eats all the uno cards* I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats the table* yippee!! *eats everything in the party* weeeeeee! *leaves*

(They all stomp her to death and yell racial slurs at her)

Kawaii{chip form}: jokes on you i feel no pain

(They walk off with the slimy party supplies and put up a cat-proof barrier)

Kawaii{chip form}: *gets through the barrier because she's a Kittydog, not a cat*
Kawaii{chip form}: why did you invite me anyway? i always act like that on wednesdays :|

All of them, in unison: GEEEEEET OUT OF OUR HOUSE

Kawaii{chip form}: why :(