Musume: I’m not even gonna lie here, I love the way Sayori and Sephiroth do math
Fischl: You wanna know what fascinates me just as much as that?
Musume: What would that be?
Fischl: Have you ever seen how much those two would eat at all you can eat buffets?
Musume: Well now I can only wonder how Sephiroth manages to stay ripped after eating so much
*Cloud and Sora overhear the girls talking*
Cloud: Sora! You want to know why Sayori and Sephiroth eat so much?
Sora: What are you talking about?
Cloud: You know, all you can eat buffets
Sora: Oh yeah, those places
Cloud: Anyway, it’s all in preparation of consuming the multiverse
Sora: So is that why you’d have occasional bouts of you stopping those two from eating?
Cloud: Yeah, basically
Fischl: HEY GUYS! YOU DO REALIZE I CAN HEAR YOU! JUST BECAUSE SAYORI AND SEPHIROTH EAT A LOT IT DOESN’T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE THEM GALACTUS!
Cloud: Sora, we have to get out of here. Fischl won’t stop eavesdropping on us
*Cloud and Sora walk out*
Musume: Wow, Fischl. That was pretty intense, and I love it!
Fischl: What else would I do? I’ve never seen them have a problem with Kashiko, Birdo, Yoshi, Kirby, or even King Dedede binge eating. Why does it suddenly become a big deal when Sayori and Sephiroth do it?
Musume: Yeah, good point
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