It's Morbin' Time.
When I was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbiality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand- i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had succsessfully morbed me into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life- one for my parents, who still cannot accept my morbiality, and one where it is always morbin time.
