*Kashiko hears about the Dyson sphere*
Kashiko: You see what I’m saying about the sun being stupid? Us cruel humans are threatening to trap our poor sun in a Dyson sphere and exploit as well as drain its energy, and even then, the sun won’t budge. Or maybe I can’t really blame the sun since its gravitational pull might cause the planets, including Earth, to just follow it. With that being the case, we would have to ask the other planets to vacate the solar system. The process itself would take forever, but it would also have long lasting consequences on the planets themselves. Our last resort? Kill off the entire human species before they even get started on the process of designing a star prison, better known as the Dyson sphere