(You can caption it) becuze yes and becuz I'm bored

Hug you until you die

lol

Commit suicide

*give you a rope

Can't do this but okay

shred you into a billion pieces

Nice

* h u g *

^////////^

:3

;3

:333

^//////^

* h a p p e n o i s e *

~///////~;

:D

^//////^

I've really been needed a test subject for my newly-invented hallucinogen

*load holy shotgun
wtf

Now don't worry, it's not that intense
All it does is knock you out for like an hour and when you wake up you will start hallucinating a hyperrealistic dream

No thank....

It's not like you have a choice in it anyway. Now get over here before I bust out the heavy duty tranquilizers

f..k nope becuz...
AMERIICAAA!! F..K YEAAH!!!
*teleport away

:(

:3

Fucck you very much

Why I would want to do this
give me 15 reasons

1. $90k as a thankyou gift
2. $90k as a thankyou gift
3. $90k as a thankyou gift
4. $90k as a thankyou gift
5. $90k as a thankyou gift
6. $90k as a thankyou gift
7. $90k as a thankyou gift
8. $90k as a thankyou gift
9. $90k as a thankyou gift
10. $90k as a thankyou gift
11. $90k as a thankyou gift
12. $90k as a thankyou gift
13. $90k as a thankyou gift
14. $90k as a thankyou gift
15. $90k as a thankyou gift

throw you against a wall

*load shotgun
okay

NOT THE
THE ROLEPLAYER

No