Yes it's a joke rp

Spongefly: We have come for your nectar!

Trooper: F**k no man. I got no nectar. *f**king dies cause no nectar*

Spongefly:

Trooper: *f**king dead*

???: pog

Trooper: ç

rico: good job

Trooper: Thanks.

P.L: GRRRR, NO SCREENSHOTTING NFTs!!!!!!
((Yes, I have a BFDI OC, cry about it))

Trooper: ñ

P.L: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Trooper: Your mom

P.L: Haha, VERY funny, such an ORIGINAL joke.

Trooper: CU

P.L: NO. WHY WERE YOU SCREENSHOTTING THAT NFT?!

Trooper: Haha f**k you

P.L: GGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Trooper: ª

big ears: nice one bro

Trooper: a

Pacifica: *Confused* What's that?

Trooper: bitch i screenshotted your non f**kable token haha

Pacifica: *Confused* It's a rock

Trooper: No it's f**king not. I screenshotted your nft.

Pacifica: *Confused* NFT?

Trooper: Non f**kable token

Pacifica: *Walks away confused*

Trooper: ...

Jacob: lol

Trooper: ç

Jacob: h

Trooper: cum

Jacob: sus

Trooper: ñ

"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What have you say your defense?"

Trooper: HAHA F**K YOU WHITERUN GUARD *teleports*

"Where did he go?"

Trooper: *literally in the fallout universe*

"God.. The one place I can't go!'

Trooper: *teleports back to whiterun* man f**k i almost got killed by a deathclaw. Oh wait f**k. *teleports to the Roblox universe*

"Damn!"

Trooper: *teleports whiterun guard to the Roblox universe too*

"By the gods..."

*you an anime girl comes charging at you*

He trues to use the shotgun at her

Trooper: ...

"When are the things coming?"

Trooper: ...

"Wait what am I doing?"

Trooper: Yeah.

"What now?"

...

"Crap.."

Trooper: Everytime

"Oh."

...

Trooper: Yes. Kill anything that looks cute and charges at you.

"Okay..?"

*you come across a diner*

He walks in

Trooper: Of course it does

"And you want me to..."

*you decide to keep it*

"It seems powerful."

Trooper: It's basically hell.

"Oh."

*you find a shotgun*

'Now what is this thing..?"

*you head out*

"Gotta keep my eyes out..."

Trooper: ...

"Well?"

Trooper: *stops at a nearby diner* You go loot this building while I watch your back ok?

"What?"

Trooper: My home...

"Oh."

*you shoot at her*

"Damn! That's louder!"

Trooper: Everytime. You have to look out for them*

He looks around

Trooper: Welcome, to my home...

"Where am I?"

Trooper: Surviving.

"Okay..?"

Trooper: Yeah. It is indeed pretty loud.

"Does it hurt people?"

Trooper: ...

"When are they coming?"

*you take it*

"Okay.."

*suddenly an anime girl comes charging at you*

He shoots it

Trooper: Outside your little viking country. Welcome to robloxia.

"What the hell is 'robloxia'?"

Trooper: Nvm. *gives him a Glock instead*

"What is this?"

*you choose what to do next*

He starts wandering around

(the robloxia in this rp is the map of aniphobia btw) Trooper: Let's just say *an anime girl comes running at the jeep but trooper shoots it in the head with a deagle and she dies*

"What?"

Trooper: Get off the jeep.

"Why?"

Trooper: goodluck

"What?"

Trooper: So welcome. Let's have a look around. *they both go on a jeep*

"What is this?"

*you don't know what it is but you pick it up anyways*

"Huh."

Trooper: You are on your own

"Why?"

Trooper: *resets character*

"Whoah!"

*you find an empty military base and decide to loot it"

He does so

Trooper: A weapon. Almost works like a crossbow. Except you don't use arrows. You use bullets. The bullets a located in the magazine. *Presses the eject magazine button and shows it to him then puts it back in* The trigger is here *points at the trigger* And you pull the trigger to shoot. Try it. But don't aim at me.

He shoots it in the air
"Wow. That is loud."