I will try

Oh I am but unfortunately if I say that them they give me an ugly body next.

Which is better, chainsaw artillery, or a chainsaw cannon?

Chainsaw cannon ez

Chainsaw cannon can kill 682

Why not put yourself in 914 on coarse so you become dinsinegrated????

1 I think I mean rough, that would just make me into prices and 2, ow

K

Why not just become an scp to make it easier to contain?

Have you seen their cells? And I don't wanna be stuck in heavy with 106 and 682.

k

Who (and what) is Doctor Bright?

Asd wendingo_official they prob won't lie.

do you know of dr wd gaster?

Undertale is the best and yes, I know about him.

sweet

Hey before u go u gatta teach u something a out recontaining scp 096.

umm okay?

All u need to do is look at it's face then run as far from the mtf and it's chamber and u will live and it will go back.

can i f l y away?

Y E S

ight

You will be complete fine, in fact, u should try it!

see the way ypu phrased that scares me to the point where i might just
not
exist
here
again

bye-

Hey can I put ur name in a meme?

yea ig-

How would you recomtain SCP 049?

Scream at it into submission.

Interesting. What about 772?

Fly swatter

Makes sense

734?

Pillow. Need I saw more?

No

801?

Chainsaw cannon

Lol

Hello there

Hello! Torture is funny!

And so is taking D-class to the local ren fair!

And uploading classified information on 4chan!

How many pranks have you pulled n the foundation researchers?

You expect me to count? I've been there for about 300 years, and about 3+ pranks a day. But also, I have a abnormal definition of "prank". So can you please define "prank"?

A joke of *most* kinds,and no,I don't expect you to count.

I define prank as "something usually ending with a death. Preferably the one being pranked"

Okay.

If ur infected with an scp then does that make you and scp and what does human taste like d'-'b

1 no, things that can infect have a -2 for any infected people

2. Steak but more chewy