Bubonic's gonna get jealous

:( dont be sad. You will marry a more beautiful person than this guy. You will marry Roy while he marries the bag of chips

:)

bag of chips?

Yeah that one laying on your 10 foot stomach

😐

I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better.

Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.

what the actual f**k are you talking about
seriously though

I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

legit

you're actually acting like a chatbot right now

Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.

bruh

You see that door? I want you on the other side of it.

i'm blocking you

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.