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The enemy ascended beyond your control
Or was that all your intention?
They have managed to demolish whatever we made
But you're failing to comprehend
If they can, they will easily butcher you whole
While you're blinded by your depression
I have gotten to the point where I'm just too afraid
That you're going to meet your end
My screams echo out through the fire
And your rival dares stand in my way
Yes, this is a hardship most dire
And one day, you will heed what I say
This is my message to my master
This is a fight you cannot win
I think that past your great disasters
Their victory stirs below your skin
If you proceed, I will not blame you
I will move forth and win your war
But if I should die before you continue
You shall have heard my final dying roar
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MY MAN
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Half the reason why the Irken Empire began Operation Impending Doom 1 and why Conventia was the 1st planet they ever conquered in the name of their Armada was because they wanted to enslave planets that had surplus amounts of exotic Junkfood. Irken biology is very strange. For whatever reason, Irkens can only ever eat Junkfood which is why Zim's body reacts so negatively to human earth food.

Its also why "The Massive" is used as both a war ship and a gigantic transport ship because its used to lug large cargo containers filled to the brim with donuts which are the All Mighty Tallest favorite Junkfood snack. In fact, half the reason why in the movie why the Armada was just blowing up random planets instead of conquering them is because this is suppose to educate the viewer that Impending Doom 2 is over. Everyone in the entire galaxy, including the Resisty has essentially just dropped any and all pretext of every attempting to outgun the Armada since they've noticed the only thing capable of destroying the Armada are Dib, Gaz and Zim's stupidity and inability to realize that the All Mighty Tallest hate him.

The Resisty believed that without their food supply the Armada would immediately surrender but the problem was most civilizations are absolutely f**king terrified of the Irken Armada and who can blame them. They're using stolen Vort Technology. The Massive, The Mega Doomers, even the SIR bots were all originally built by enslaved Vort Scientists. When you really take the time to process all this, Jhonen actually made a very complex lore driven show when he was namely just trying to make a dark comedy.
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In a nutshell, Extratone is Speedcore intensified.

Whereas most Speedcore tracks commonly reach speeds ranging from the high hundreds to 1000 BPM, Extratone takes it one step further - all tracks are beating at a bare minimum of 1000 BPM.
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goofy ah dingle bop XDXD
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The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
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What’s up guys quandale dingle here
I have been arrested for multiple crimes including battering on a police officer grand theft declaring war on Italy and public indecency I will be escaping prison on march 28th after that I will take over the world
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Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
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