No joke or Bambi oc’s

329 views • 6 upvotes • Made by roleplaynerd 2 years ago in Role_Play
115 Comments
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 4 replies
Matok: "Hey!"
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *he looks up at you, A little startled* JESUS CHRIST!!
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "What?"
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: you’re uglier than I imagined *he flips you off and continues eating the butter*
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "Why are you eating my butter?"
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: none of your fvcking business, nosey
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "I don't have a nose."
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: you get what I mean. Now fvck off and let me eat
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "I need that butter."
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *looks at you, eyebrow raised* for what
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y
Matok: "Buttered toast."
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *muffled* fvck you!
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "F**K YOU TOO!!!"
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *angry chomping*
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
...
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *after a while he try’s to push open the fridge, but is stuck*
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: MOTHERFVCKER LET ME OUT
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
{Matok laughs  a bit more and then opens the fridge.}
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *shivering*
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y
Matok: "Sorry."
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: what the fvck was that
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "I have no idea."
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???:
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
...
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: well, can you please close the go***amn fridge door
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
{Matok slams the fridge door.}
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *inside the fridge* THANKS FOR NOTHING YA GO***AMN B/TCH
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
{Matok kicks the fridge.}
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: Hey!
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y
Matok: "Cry about it."
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: well go get some damn butter from the store ya lazy b/tch, this one’s mine
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "I PAID FOR THAT BUTTER!!!"
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: WELL IM EATING IT, DEAL WITH IT B/TCH * continues eating the butter*
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "I have darts."
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: well I have razor sharp teeth that I will bite your fvcking fingers off with
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "I also have a bomb. I wouldn't mind getting rid of the fridge if it means you're gone forever."
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: you wouldn’t fvcking dare
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Matok: "I would."
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *death stare*
The_Mischevious_Arghalish_Shroom
0 ups, 2y
Matok: *Minecraft Villager sound*
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y, 3 replies
( Version: Adult )



Jacob: What . . .
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: hey! Ya ever heard of privacy b/tch
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Jacob: * Pulls out a Desert Eagle * And have ya ever heard of trespassing?
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *he narrows his eyes* I go where I want when I want
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * He gets it ready and points at the thing * I've dealt with things like this already, now leave.
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: I will bite that fvcking birds wings off
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Jacob: Get out still
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *looks dead in the eye* make me b/tch
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Jacob: * Gets out another Desert Eagle * Get out now
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *he flips you off*
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y
Jacob: * He shoots at it *
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: +the bullet hits the butter* missed me b/tch!
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Jacob: >:(, get out or I get the bug spray
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: oh no! I’m so scared! *flips off*
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Jacob: GET OUT
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: MAKE ME *he laughs*
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Jacob: * Grabs him and throws him out the window *
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *fadeing screaming* FVCK YOUUUUUU
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Jacob: Hehehehaw
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *silence*
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y
Jacob: Finally
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: Think you got rid of me? *he is sitting In Your fridge again*
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Jacob: * Grabs him immediately, goes outside , holds him in the air, gets out the physics gun, and freezes him in place * There we go
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: MOTHERFVCKER PUT ME DOWN
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
You are floating in the air, frozen
roleplaynerd
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
???: *try’s to move around, making angry sounds*
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 2y
Jacob: You'll be here for awhile
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IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
POV; FOR A FEW NIGHTS YOU’VE HEARD CLATTERING IN THE KITCHEN AND TINY SHADOWS THEN WAKE UP ONE NIGHT AND CATCH HIM IN THE FRIDGE EATING A STICK OF BUTTER; (HE’S ALSO ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE PALM OF YOUR HAND)