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No joke or Bambi oc’s | POV; FOR A FEW NIGHTS YOU’VE HEARD CLATTERING IN THE KITCHEN AND TINY SHADOWS THEN WAKE UP ONE NIGHT AND CATCH HIM IN THE FRIDGE EATING A STICK OF BUTTER; (HE’S ALSO ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE PALM OF YOUR HAND) | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
337 views • 6 upvotes • Made by roleplaynerd 3 years ago in Role_Play
115 Comments
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "Hey!"
roleplaynerd
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???: *he looks up at you, A little startled* JESUS CHRIST!!
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "What?"
roleplaynerd
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???: you’re uglier than I imagined *he flips you off and continues eating the butter*
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "Why are you eating my butter?"
roleplaynerd
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???: none of your fvcking business, nosey
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "I don't have a nose."
roleplaynerd
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???: you get what I mean. Now fvck off and let me eat
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "I need that butter."
roleplaynerd
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???: *looks at you, eyebrow raised* for what
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "Buttered toast."
roleplaynerd
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???: well go get some damn butter from the store ya lazy b/tch, this one’s mine
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "I PAID FOR THAT BUTTER!!!"
roleplaynerd
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???: WELL IM EATING IT, DEAL WITH IT B/TCH * continues eating the butter*
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "I have darts."
roleplaynerd
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???: well I have razor sharp teeth that I will bite your fvcking fingers off with
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "I also have a bomb. I wouldn't mind getting rid of the fridge if it means you're gone forever."
roleplaynerd
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???: you wouldn’t fvcking dare
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "I would."
roleplaynerd
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???: *death stare*
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: *Minecraft Villager sound*
roleplaynerd
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???: what the fvck was that
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "I have no idea."
roleplaynerd
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???:
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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...
roleplaynerd
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???: well, can you please close the go***amn fridge door
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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{Matok slams the fridge door.}
roleplaynerd
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???: *inside the fridge* THANKS FOR NOTHING YA GO***AMN B/TCH
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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{Matok kicks the fridge.}
roleplaynerd
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???: Hey!
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "Cry about it."
roleplaynerd
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???: *muffled* fvck you!
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "F**K YOU TOO!!!"
roleplaynerd
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???: *angry chomping*
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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...
roleplaynerd
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???: *after a while he try’s to push open the fridge, but is stuck*
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
roleplaynerd
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???: MOTHERFVCKER LET ME OUT
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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{Matok laughs a bit more and then opens the fridge.}
roleplaynerd
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???: *shivering*
Wizardly_Spellcaster_Arghza
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Matok: "Sorry."
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Sunshine: Can you please leave?! *There is anger in her voice*
DONKEYKONGTISSERIE
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Luigi: Hey. Little tortellini.
Mario: Get the hell out.
roleplaynerd
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???: *flips you off and continues eating the butter*
[deleted]
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Trooper: *picks him up*
roleplaynerd
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???: hey! What do you think your doing mother fvcker!! Put me the hell down!!
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Trooper: *walks over to the cupboard*
roleplaynerd
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???: what the fvck do you think your doing huh?! I may be small, but I will Vite your fvcking finger off ya hear me?!
Freya_The_Gardevoir
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Aeneas: Get the hell out of my house
roleplaynerd
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???: *flips you off and continues eating the butter*
Freya_The_Gardevoir
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* Picks him up, growling *
roleplaynerd
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???: hey!! Put me the fvck down!!
Freya_The_Gardevoir
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I said to get out of my house and you didn't, and therefore I shall punish you
roleplaynerd
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???: arrrrg! That’s it! *he bites your finger*
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POV; FOR A FEW NIGHTS YOU’VE HEARD CLATTERING IN THE KITCHEN AND TINY SHADOWS THEN WAKE UP ONE NIGHT AND CATCH HIM IN THE FRIDGE EATING A STICK OF BUTTER; (HE’S ALSO ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE PALM OF YOUR HAND)