I feel like Sayore would stan Josh

Who'sthe fella tying him up bro 😳

Which one

Chris or Mike

The one in the green

That's Mike Munroe

He has a girlfriend

Although she is literally the first character that can die if you're too slow

She gets her jaw ripped off and killed

Then Mike is single again

W

Hes fine 🥴

There's only 2 ways he can die and it's at the end of the day

One way is dumb and he gets his abdomen ripped out

The other way is cool because he can fail to use the lightswitch after Sam dies and he just lights a lighter while saying "Ha! Ha! How's that feel you fu-"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't worry here's Mike being alive

Also Mike is forced to cut two fingers off if he gets his hand stuck in a bear trap with a machete

He also can make friends with a wolf and uses a double barrel shotgun

Hes so fine 🥵

Here's some quotes by Mike to make you orgasm

"Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is f**king unbelievable."
"F**k nuggets!"
"That scared the blue outta my jeans."
"Got any marshmallows?"
"Don't move... don't f**king move a muscle..."
"Jessica is dead. He killed her, Sam. There's some maniac on the mountain who is trying to kill us. All of us. And I swear to God when everyone is safe and accounted for I am gonna hunt that f**ker down and rip his nuts off one at a go***mn time."

I wish I had nuts 😖

End of the game 💀

He's very romantic too

W

Like Mike's objective before the horror starts is literally to get laid

He almost does get laid

Then a wendigo grabs Jessica and possibly kills her

PICK ME PICK ME 😁✋

RIP BOZO

And now some fanart

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More

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Wolfie like Mike

Me too Wolfie :D

Yez

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Shit I'm running out

ZAMNNNN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just find the art yourself idk