Fairy Bread, Budgie Smugglers, Vegemite, Kookaburras
Mullet Cuts, Cockatoos, Sunday Arvo Barbecues

We're not the weirdest country
Ok, maybe we are but that's still a bit far
We're not the weirdest country
We're still a better place than the United States

(To The Tune Of "We Didn't Start The Fire")