Pov: you hear this; Bunnies are adorable; Mushrooms grow from decaying animals; You have no bitches; Ladybugs are cannibals; Female spiders eat their mates; So do female mantises; JIF peanut butter has salmonella; JellyBean is cool; We are all in the matrix and don't even know it; Trump was a good president; The worst thing to encounter is a black hole; Teratoma can grow eyes, hair, and teeth; Siren Head exists; "I cheated on you"; New Jersey is a Hell on Earth; Hentai includes incest; Cartman made Scott Tenerman eat his parents; Kevin Joe and Karly Jay are cool; Death is coming for us all; Ted Bundy is a sexist murderer; Your address can be on the dark web right now; You might become attracted to children at some point; Meowbahh is awesome