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Super Mario taught me that jumping on a turtle would give me a gold coin. That eating wild flowers would give me fireball powers

Super Mario taught me that jumping on a turtle would give me a gold coin. That eating wild flowers would give me fireball powers | Super Mario taught me that jumping on a turtle would give me a gold coin. That eating wild flowers would give me fireball powers. And that eating wild mushrooms would make me grow taller.

After trying all three in one day, I only got a stomach cramp, blurry vision, and I'm not allowed to be within 75 feet of the local pond. Super Mario taught me that jumping on a turtle would give me a gold coin. That eating wild flowers would give me fireball powers. And that eating wild mushrooms would make me grow taller.

After trying all three in one day, I only got a stomach cramp, blurry vision, and I'm not allowed to be within 75 feet of the local pond. | image tagged in me asf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Super Mario taught me that jumping on a turtle would give me a gold coin. That eating wild flowers would give me fireball powers. And that eating wild mushrooms would make me grow taller.

After trying all three in one day, I only got a stomach cramp, blurry vision, and I'm not allowed to be within 75 feet of the local pond.
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Super Mario taught me that jumping on a turtle would give me a gold coin. That eating wild flowers would give me fireball powers. And that eating wild mushrooms would make me grow taller. After trying all three in one day, I only got a stomach cramp, blurry vision, and I'm not allowed to be within 75 feet of the local pond. Super Mario taught me that jumping on a turtle would give me a gold coin. That eating wild flowers would give me fireball powers. And that eating wild mushrooms would make me grow taller. After trying all three in one day, I only got a stomach cramp, blurry vision, and I'm not allowed to be within 75 feet of the local pond.