I think surly would.

zed

Hm

you would win

Yeah, as long as surly doesn't bring the helicopters.

trust me, ive blown them all up already.

OWO
WE SPENT 2 BILLION CRUSADER BUCKS ON THEM
HALF OF WHICH WAS MINE

oop-

SHIT IM GONNA GET DECAPITATED FOR THIS

NOT ON MY WATCH

AAAAGH
*blood splatters and my head exploding*

(1 second before) looks like my watch ended. good luck i suppose.

No

Then why are you following the furries stream and whyd you say foul language like owo

OwO isnt foul, its a emoticon
Im not a furry, and i like protogens.

Owo is the foul language of the furries

Then why do you follow furry streams

Cuz i like protogens
and also, OwO is not just limited to furries.

Protogeni s furry and yes owo is limited to furries cause you would only see a furry use it

I have seen my gf use OwO
and yes, a protogen is a furry. But that doesn't make me a furry.

It kinda does

No it doesn't

It kinda does

No, it does not.

ZED

zed just died

Bullshit
I am the head investigator of the fbi
i can see the building from all the cameras

i meant the one in america, not the imgflip one

oh good yay :)

so not rn

Ok

maybe one day.

The fbi is running for next election so on the 30th you can

i need a permit

oh good yay :)

also just know that for now im just visiting this stream.

Ok, if you want to be a agent memechat me

id be happy to be an agent but im currently in another party.

Crusaders?

no, its a very tiny party called draconis eternis, founded by d-8814.

Oh, yeah.

F**K

*the banana explodes, but the monkeys still chase*

Oh yea that was the bomb I made using the radiation in the potassium

*the monkeys throw a rock at you*

Ow bitch!

*they throw 17 rocks at you*

*runs faster dodging the rocks*

*a boulder is chasing you*

(me as a ghost)
I used to be zed but now im dead

i feel bad now

Dont feel bad just watch out cuz surly has a machinegun

heh- surly is one of the worst fighters i know.

HE JUST F**KING SHOT MY HEAD OFF

well im the one who just incinerated him.

OH.

Shit i thought that was creeper
Well

i also accidentally burnt down the fbi

I BET MY COCAINE ON YOU

Run.

Already doing that

*a bunch of bullets are being fired at you*

Ah shit!

*3 monkeys are chasing you*

*drops a banana and keeps running*

Well shit i bet my crack on you and surly still has his gun on you

Wait what? Why?

Well, 20 Billion just went down the gutter in fbi stocks, so he is a little angry

What does that have to do with me?

He is shooting everyone

Oh shit

yeah lok at the other comment for full story