man i love playing jokes too

Tails on the other hand,

Vector overprices the stuff he sells

espio parks in front of schoolhouses to fill his pedophilic urges

Charmy is racist

and jon is morbing

NO WAY THIS JUST MADE ME MORB ALL OVER THE ROOM

SAME BRUH
HOPE THE NEW FORCED BF DOESNT FIND OUT

knuckles is a terrorist

tails is a wanted serial killer

tails is a rapist

eggman is a police chief

AND SONIC F**KED MY WIFE

Eggman is a civilized scientist who graduated from college

shadow is a police chief

Rouge is a government spy

big is on good terms with al qaeda

Amy draws porn for a living (most of it being about sonic)

blaze is cripplingly addicted to heroin

Mighty starts forest fires

ray is a well-known rapist

it even fits in the word:
ray-pist

Unbased Sonic