any rp!

*X-9 walks up to him slowly, the electronic motors inside him whirring.. He pokes Azazel on the forehead without saying anything lmao*

*Azazel s q u e a k e d*
"what the-"

X-9: “Hello!!” *His voice is deep and booms from a small speaker on his chest.. he holds out his hand for a handshake*

*Azazel took his hand*
"Hi!"

X-9: “You are a human, yes?”

"Half human, half void demon mixed with snake."

X-9: “I’m a robot!!” *He laughs and his eyes flicker* “What do you do for fun?”

"I uh...I read, I guess."

X-9: “I like to scroll through the urban dictionary”

"Fun!"

RB: "Hi."

"Both..It burns my skin and makes me feel very horrid looking."

RB: "What if I look at a picture of you?"

"You can but it will still make me feel like I look funny."

{RB takes a picture of them and looks at it.}

*It shows them normally, but just crying.*

RB: "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, that just happens when you take a photo..why did you want to see me?"

RB: "No reason."

"Can you get rid of it.."

{RB gets rid of the picture.}

"Thanks..."

RB: "Do you want to see what's under my mask?"

"Sure.."

{RB pulls his mask down.}

*They stare.*
"You...look like my dad."

RB: "Really?"

"Yeah...but he got taken away..."

RB: "Where?"

"To a lab or something..

Are you my dad?.."

RB: "Maybe."

"I don't remember....maybe something with an R...or was it a K...."

RB: "I go by RB..."

"Huh...Maybe you are my dad..."

RB: "What was he like?"

"He went on trips a lot, He always had a weird vibe..He always had a theory about anything."

RB: "Did he hate people?"

"We all did.."

RB: "Did he hate, like, almost EVERYBODY?"

"Again...we all did.."

RB: "Huh."

"And?"

RB: “I could probably defeat you. Teeth don’t work very well against solid metal.”

*Grin turns into the thing.*
"You wouldn't hurt me...Would you?"

{Somebody stops walking just to stare at Grin.}
RB: "I would. I know you're not the real thing."

*The real thing does a little trolling and stands by Grin.*
*Grin flips the person off.*

{The person throws something at Grin.}

*Grin eats it.*

???: "I'm scared."
RB: "Shut up."

"THANK FOR THE TREAT!"

{??? pulls out a sniper rifle.}

*Grin steps on them.*

{??? stops laughing.}

*Grin kicks them away.*

{??? starts coughing.}

"I hope you die."

???: “I probably will.”

"Good."

{??? flicks half a gallon of blood at Grin.}

"H...hello..."

{RB sits on the bench next to him.}
RB: "How's your day been?"

"Well, to be honest not the best."

RB: "Somebody slammed my head into a rock several times."

"When..? And who..?"

RB: "A few minutes ago. Vaer."

"Does it hurt?"

{RB shrugs.}

"Oh...Okay..."

RB: "Has anything interesting happened to you today?"

"Mmmm!"

(I didn’t get notified-)
???: “f**k you.”

"F**k me!!"

???: “No.”

"I..wasn't asking."

{??? starts running away again.}

"GET
BACK
HERE!!"

???: “NEVER!!!!”
((Should we take this to memechat?))

Yeah.]
"YES, NOW!"

*A distant voice says, 'Up your ass!!!'*
"I think that was them..."

{RB looks around.}

*Grin floats over.*

{RB looks at Grin.}
((RB's mask is still down.))

"Hi. I'm taking my kid."
*The thing slips behind RB, trying to hide from Grin.*

RB: "No."

"...You can't say no, I...wait...
Who..the f**k..GET AWAY FROM MY KID!"

RB: "I'M THEIR DAD!"

"....No. You're. Not. He left a long f**king time ago. If you don't f**king move I will show you hell."

RB: "Where's your proof that he wasn't FORCED to leave?"

*Grin tears the thing into two.*

???: “Uh…”

*Grin laughs.*
"HA."

{??? starts running away.}

*The thing is crying, still.*
"d. dad...hhelp..."

{RB runs over.}

*Grin is laughing so loudly to the point when the thing starts talking, no one can hear them.*

{RB grabs ??? and throws them at Grin.}

"OW WHAT THE HELL??"

{??? laughs a bit.}

"Give. Me. My. Kid. You maniac."
*The thing is crying.*

RB: “Not until you give proof that I’m not their father!”

"What's their name?
Why are they always covered in blood?
Why did you leave them?
Why did you hurt us all?"

RB: "I forgot, I don't know, I was taken, I didn't mean to."

"...Kill him."

RB: "No."

"He hurt me at home...so much...he was cheating on you while you were gone.."

{RB pulls his weapon out.}

*Grin smiles, Having all of his teeth showing.* "What're you gonna do?"

RB: "I killed an entire planet."

"Yea.."

RB: "That fits me."

"I'm just gonna call you dad..."

RB: "Okay."

"Do you remember my name..?"

RB: "No..."

"I don't either..."

RB: "Huh."

"Maybe my other parent would know."

RB: "Where are they?"

"....."
*He quickly gets up and runs.*

{RB pulls his mask back up.}

*Something sits where Azazel was.*

{RB looks at it.}

*It looks back.*

...

"Don't look at me."

RB: "Why not?"

"It hurts me."

RB: "Mentally or physically?"

"Shoot me.
You'll regret it."

{??? shoots Grin.}

"Ahhh!~"
*The thing is crying even more now.*

{??? goes over and hugs the thing.}

"you...shot me..too..."

???: "Oh..."

Awwwwwww-]
"It's...okay..?"
"I'll heal...I hope...I just want my dad.."

((They're wearing a mask in an attempt to prevent constant extreme blood loss.))
???: "Which one is your dad?"
RB: "Me!"

OH GOD..]
"yeah..."

((They lack a lot of flesh.))
{??? tries to pull the thing over to RB.}

"I scrolled on Google too much and saw weird stuff."

RB: "I remembered my past."

"Oh."

RB: "Apparently, I was human at one point."

"I'm half human."

RB: "That's cool."

"Part lizard.."

RB: "How are you part lizard?"

"My scales..and tail."

{RB pulls his mask down, revealing rotting flesh and bone beneath it.}
RB: "And this is the thing that makes me slightly human. They didn't have enough metal, so they just put a mask over it."

*They slowly hugged them.*

{RB hugs them back.}

"I missed you I guess.."

RB: "We don't know if I AM your dad..."

"How would we find out..?"

RB: "Similarities."

"Well...Can you give me a list of things about you.?"

RB: "I was taken somewhere in my sleep, I know it was on a different planet, it took at least 2 years to get me to work, and I eventually left that planet and came here."

"Okay...that fits.."

RB: "What was his name?"