leave it to...

Sit to rise for 4 hours in the fridge before dusting you counter with flour. Form the dough into an 16-inch wide circle.
Spread some tomato sauce over the dough (edge to edge) and scatter 1 grated 1-ounce block of grated low moisture mozzarella over it. Bake for 10 minutes in your pre-heated oven on 450 degrees Fahrenheit.
Leave to cool on a cooling rack before scattering a few fresh basil leaves on top.
Enjoy your homemade pizza mozzarella.

r/unexpectedcopypasta

Fun fact: This isn’t actually a copy pasta I copied from somewhere

No I know, I'm saying it could've become one

Sleep on my balls that I’m about to stick in a piranha plant

DEE NUTS IN YO MOUTH LNFAOA XD

really Cinna?

yeh

The game's rated E...

and so are deez nuts

Anakin to commit war crimes

r/unexpectedstarwars

my p**is in your ass

Me to kidnap and marry princess peach and actually stop Mario from saving her, because F**K YOU BOWSER, YOU CAN'T DO SHIT

r/unexpectedmario