Story Time:
It was 6 AM when I went to the store
I didn't have no money because I was poor
I saw an old lady tryna buy a PS5
So I took it out her hands and I punched her in the eye
a manager aproached me and he told me to get out
I stabbed him with a knife and I went to the checkout
It was taking to long so I pulled out my nine
and proceeded to shoot everyone infront of me in line
Then the cashier told me I could have it for free
so I walk out the store I was smiling with Glee
then I drove home ran over some kids on the way
then I hopped on PS5 and had a very good day