Among Us becoming Uncanny

Among Us; You join a lobby; You can't join it; All among us guys in the loading screen are red; The game needs an update; The update takes longer than how I made this template; You have no WiFi; You see Mexico's flag outside your window, not USA's; An EAS happens that says WW3 is happening; Among Us crashes; You get an EAS that says amogus is coming to life; Tornado happens; You update and it finally loads; Something is fishy; ... ... It is nighttime now; Room is dark; The update added a new color called "Devil Red"; You try it and you get blue screens; You now have viruses on your computer; Your computer explodes but you have a backup with the same everything; You cannot see anything anymore; It was a dream