As an Australian I am offended by something very true.

One of those are actually real. Guess which one

Trick question they're all real

Fishe
We really should be protecting the animals of Australia, even if some of them are scary - they all have a important part in the ecosystem.
RIP Steve :`(

They wont have an important role if we kill them all

Well that one too. But there is actually an Australian snake with a thing that looks like a spider on its tail. The adaption is used to catch prey

The snake with a spider shaped tail is real, it uses it to attract prey who eat spiders.

Nah I'm good