I mean, you could

Sounds tasty ngl

Human flesh actually tastes a bit like pork

Wha-

Never tried it?

N-n-no?

Well, I haven't either. But someone I know has (don't ask how, idk either)

Yeah ik someone has

Hannibal Lecter

Yes

But I do know someone irl that knows the taste of human flesh

naw, tastes more like mayonnaise

Actually, mayonnaise is flammable

ik

because it tastes like cardboard

Man, Mayo tastes like... I don't even know what it tastes like, but human meat don't taste like it

Dafuq

Ikr

Hold on a sec, click it, I'm curious

"can you eat yourself to death"