?

One friend said once: "Cyanide tastes good"

Weird, but also kinda silly-

What 😰

Not meany ppl talk to me so I have nothing revolutionary, but my friend was getting lunch and I already had lunch so I was going to our spot, but then she said, "Why do you always get the things that I want?" and she walked away. We never talked about that moment.

I was with a few friends at a cafe, One of my friends got a bad order, He said "This tastes like shit!"
And my other friend took a sip and said "Nope, It does not, Trust me, I know."...

How

That's what I like to know.

How does he know what shut taste like😰

Shit*

They're not a He, And I'm trying to figure that one out myself xD

Here are my theories:
1. An "Accident"
2. Bucket List
3. Eating A**

That is..why

Then again, They are most of the time high on mushrooms, So they could just be saying it xD (Hopefully xD)

Some kid once tried to convince me he was Jesus’s half brother. He genuinely believes it and uses it as an excuse to be a homo/transphobic asshole

This is why abortions are okay

(also, i can tell by your template, you have amazing taste)

Nice among us

I want a c*ck

An original qoute by my trans man friend

I love that quote💀

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
Happy Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you", I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Ooh
Oh, oh, baby
A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover, but you tore me apart
Oh, oh now I've found a real love
You'll never fool me again
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special, special
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Special
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart (I gave you mine)
A man under cover but you tore him apart
Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special
Special
So long

I got a gun no girls girls gotta die (bang bang bang) wake up with no huiuhiuhihi julioioioioio i can i cant baby beans you and yo p**is impoopments juuuuuuush jush jush jump in the caac yea

Im both scared and confused

its a meme look it up