pork in the sangria

FUN FACT: LE IDIOT HAS YET ANOTHER DEFENSE MECHANISM, WHICH IS THE FACT THAT HE TASTES LIKE BLACK LICHORICE; NORMALLY, HE TASTES LIKE WHATEVER YOU WANT HIM TO TASTE LIKE SO IF YOU COOK HIS ARM AND WANT IT TO TASTE LIKE LOBSTER, IT'LL TASTE LIKE LOBSTER