All of your opinions on Bill Wurtz make me sick. It makes me sad that you hate the guy whom explained the world in 20 minutes. Most of his shit makes me laugh like “my p**is”, and he has the greatest music, like “I’m a huge gamer most of the time”. How can you disrespect the man who has to listen to Bob Marley! He also supposedly lives is New Canaan, Connecticut, but he actually lives in New York. He’s also at the corner of a brand new world, the corner store, and hopes the world doesn’t end. He can fly around, but he’s scared. He also has some money. He is a princess, (weird, right?) and is also at the airport terminal. He did a bad thing and doesn’t believe that Christmas is real. He can slow down easily, and is on a long long long journey to the moon, which he believes is made of cheese, but he can’t taste it. When gets older, he is going to watch Mount St. Helens blow up. He’s best friends with his front door, and hallelujah, he thinks pants are sexy. The day goes on, and now he’s outside, and has to know what’s going on, and now he loves you. Now his long long long journey has brought him in California, as finally, as a movie star. He made an alphabet shuffle, too. That’s all you got to know about bill wurtz, you filthy hater.
