No they say: God jesus allah yahweh yhwh Buddha themselves made me fatherless'nt. And i think once i install this game i think i will be fatherless's. If i try this stupid -100000 social credit tupac changes tupac 4k download punjabi no virus bad decision, i might turn into a variant of the grassnt' people, the genshin midpact player which has similar build to a lol player, but they are attracted to anime people instead of a very strange alien concept. Since i play Virgin Run Kingdom and Chad Run Ovenbreak i might even simp for cookies and turn into a proshipper (😡😡😡😡😡😡😡-02928292918198181918181 social credit behavior) and ship onion x blackberry. (The day i very fear is that besides my death). I might even be banished from the crusaders. I might even lose my Max Galaxy which is unlocked from Arena 14 (Land of Light) which deals 10000 damage and has 100% crit and a bonus for upgrading crits which is very effective for swarms of Babarulians and Srans.
For people who wanna try it like me on this subreddit and all genshin-curious-kind, I'm gonna make a note convincing you to do otherwise.
Genshin impact is full of lust and sin. Do not install it. You will become fatherless, stop showering, and beat Asmodeus in lust. Also once you install it you gain 500 pounds in weight (metric is not converted). Also since it is a Chinese app your soul an your info will be immediately listed in the dark web. If you play CRK and use coping methods (playing crk is the bare minimum), pretend you are Dark Choco Cookie and when you install Genshin Impact you slash Dark Cacao and once you get the hang of the game you get banished and once you begin your first pull you will join Dark Enchantress Cookie and once you get an epic you appear in episode 8 and 10 and once you get 2 more epics (I don't play genshin so "epic might be wrong) you will experience the flashbacks inflicted by Pomegranate Cookie and once you max a waifu or husbando you experience the arguement at episode 13 and once you get a good build on your team you experience the fight at episode 14 and once you become a veteran, gingerbrave makes you die.
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