By Narwhal_Iv

What's the jackal doing?

Looking at the distance xD

Oh hot damn Anubis whatchu doing

That ain't Anubis. xD

Look i see a jackel wearing Egyptian clothing I think anubis kay

That sounds a bit racist xD

How do you expect me to know the difference between a hairless jackel and a haired one im not a zoologist I'm a rancher for God's sake

How do you tell if someone's balled? USE YOUR EYES! xD

XD

I have glasses and i never clean them I'm basically blind

Well.

Clean them.

Jackal its a jackal jackal JACKAL (MK reference)

Anubis is a HAIRLESS jackal xD

Ik but not every jackal is anubis

Exactly! xD

Oh.. Now I feel like an idiot

Nah, You're good

Okay

Actually, I don't think so

He's literally a hairless jackal, It's his SKIN that's black xD

How would you know? Egyptian artists weren't that very detailed

Let's just say "I have my ways." xD

I think you actually don't how would you know if an Egyptian deity had hair?

Of course he did he's a reaper

No human, or reaper, has made contact with the God of The Afterlife since the time Egypt ruled the known world

No, Of course not, Just, Knowledge, That's all.

Riiiiiiight

Apparently you've never had set control you

Oh, so we're talking about possession? Don't get me started

Is that what you think

Indeed it is. Unless you or the other reaper went down the River of Night, crossed the Lake of Fire, and managed to survive the guardians of the Hall of Judgement

Oh I do, I just have my ways

What'd you do, actually talk to Anubis?

So uhh why anubis

That's not Anubis! xD

Ah ok what if it has the stand anubis tho

Anubis doesn't have hair.

Oh yeah true