IF I EVER WON PUBLISHER'S CLEARINGHOUSE I WOULDN'T CLAIM MY WINNINGS, BECAUSE AT SOME POINT THAT BECOMES A PUBLIC ADMISSION YOU OPENED THAT ENVELOPE IN THE FIRST PLACE. NOT SURE I WANNA BE IN THAT WINNER'S CIRCLE, YOU EVER SEE A GROUP PHOTO OF THOSE PEOPLE? AND YOU THOUGHT THERE WERE A LOT OF ZEROES IN THE PRIZE...