you aren't even close! That is actually an ode to the orange f**kface who ran us out of toilet paper during his crime spree The new kkkonservative accessory is cammo depends <3 and a dose of conversion therapy cause most are closeted homosexuals anyway.
My president isn't in danger of going to JAIL ;) but you guys with your cammo depends, well, who you gonna worship when the daughterf**ker goes to the slammer? it's been boring trading ripostes with a none-armed man.