Devin and Kaitou Q and A

663 views • 9 upvotes • Made by FestiveChaos 2 years ago in OCs
528 Comments
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 52 replies
Highest score in a game
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
"yeah."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Have you ever been to therapy?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: what's that?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Clearly not
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: never been. really hate it.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
But it helps
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: never gonna go
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Give you up never gonna let you down
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: do you want to die today?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
No I do not
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y
"i don't know"
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"no. you, like everyone else, annoy me"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
What have I done to annoy you?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"exist."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
...you really know how to grow tension in the room
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yeah?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
...t-uh what did you say you were again?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"prince of darkness, vessel of sin, demi-demon of chaos and destruction"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
So no one can help you?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"probably not"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
That’s tough. Not for me though
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: yes.

Devin: depends.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Would you torture an animal?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin and Kaitou: No.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
So what difference does it make in a human between an animal?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: because animals are toleratable. humans are a pain in the @ss and i hate them.

Devin: ...no comment.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
But there are other types of people, just like there are types of animals am I right?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: still hate everyone.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
If you could end the human race would you ever want to?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: i could if i felt like it.

Devin: i swear, i'll tell both our dads if you even think about it.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Do you support racism, slavery, and any other means of segregation?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"don't worry i won't let him eat you."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Please I beg you
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i'm on your side."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
For once someone is
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*kaitou wakes up*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
OH GOD CALL THE EXCORSIST!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"uhhghhhh...my head....."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
What in th-the
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: you okay kaitou?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Please don’t hurt me, please!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"uhh hungry too.."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
...f-for what?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"food, you moron."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Heheheh...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"but i need to eat"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Th-then don’t look at me...I-I don’t have any food
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"but you do. . ."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
...what are you trying to...?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*grabs your arm*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
HEY HEY! WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"no"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
So tell me!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"no-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Why!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"because-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Ahem
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"fine. it's because you haven't killed me yet"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
What? Why and how would I do that?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"many people try because i'm a wanted man-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Not me I ain’t lookin to die today
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"what about me?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
If your mentally challenged
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"pfft- no-."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I dunnooooooo
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*nervously laughs*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
...you seem a little bit sus
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"me? noooooo-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yes, yes indeed
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"fine, prove that i'm mentally challenged"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
I can’t I need you to uhhhh show signs first
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"me and kaitou may be twins but we are FAR from the same person."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I think I’ve learned that already…wink wink…
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"heh, i guess so"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I’ll be okay?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yes"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I think…
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*kaitou struggles in the sludge*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
How long will Kaitou…
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"as long as it takes for him to calm down."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Which w-will be?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: good.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
How many movies did they make of you?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"zero."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
That’s sa-nevermind
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
...
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I was half expecting you to mess me up for messing up and forgetting you don’t like it when I say that that’s sad
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: no. i still need you.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
...for?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: my plan.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
...which i-is
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"that's nice to hear"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I hope you understand
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*smiles*

"i do-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
The last time I felt such warmth and cared for was…with my mother… I mis her…she’s…in a better place…
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"hey, it's okay. i won't let kaitou bug you."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Thank goodness
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*hugs*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*hugs back*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i promise you'll be okay."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
I…trust you
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"maybe for you-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
What’s not simple about it?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"my mood swings can be deadly..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
To humans and animals?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"if in the way? yes"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Soooo you still kill if people aren't in the way?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yes"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Uhh that’s a problem
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yeah"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
I’m glad I don’t have a lot of those
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"taking you on a little trip."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
NO PLEASE DON’T SACRIFICE ME IM SORRY PLEASE I BEG YOU I BEG YOU!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"heh- too late-" *opens a portal*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO IM SORRY FORGIVE ME PLEASE IT WAS JUST A JOKE! ILL NEVE RDO IT AGAIN! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY TO GO HOME TO I HAVE A SISTER AND A BROTHER!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"promise?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
YES YES PROMISE PLEASE!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"okay then."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*sobs*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*closes the portal*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
This is the worst day ever!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: no i love everyone regardless of gender.

Kaitou: I only do boys and girls.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Good to know. Good...to...know *sniffle* Would you consider plastic surgery?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: no. Top surgery yes. did we offend you?

Kaitou i don't need surgery when i can shapeshift
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
No I’m not offended was just feeling itchy...somewhere...anyway, what’s your favorite thing from the past? Like clocks or...old toys...or styles or whatever
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: i have an old walkman with cassettes from the '80s.

Devin: my...teddy bear.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Nice. If I were to throw up, how would you react?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: meh i do it all the time.

Kaitou: lemme guess. hangover?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Do you have health addictions? Not just drugs, anything or anyone
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: where do i start...?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
You have a lot of them right?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"drink some water...it'll help"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Please I think I need therapy! *small whine* I CANT TAKE THIS NO MORE!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*hugs you*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
…*slowed breathing* w-…*sigh*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*wraps their wings around you like a blanket*

"shhh-...."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I…I feel…I…
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i will protect you-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I think I admire you
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"you do?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Yes…
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: i'm burnproof.

Devin: F**k you Kaitou. we get it, you have thick skin! *shows you all of their own burn marks*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Woah. Uh-moving on, what are your thoughts on global warming?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: we're all gonna burn someday-

Devin: i'd rather not think about it.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Why not?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: because i have enough to worry about.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Like?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: like not killing people.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
That’s something to worry about?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yep."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Why? It’s simple not to kill people
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"it doesn't"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
How thick is the gas?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: ....i don't know?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Is it poisenious?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"no. but..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
But?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i have nightmare fuel that resides within me that could kill you in an instant."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
So you have deadly farts or no?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"no."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Do you like or dislike curtain genders?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"don't be a crybaby-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*soft cries*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i won't sacrifice you."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I can’t...I...ohohoho!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i am tired though..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I’m n-never-...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*kaitou collapses to the ground*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
AAH! DON’T HURT ME PLEASE!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*you see he's fallen asleep*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
...w-what just...happened
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: stop scaring them Kaitou.

Kaitou: fine.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
A-are you gonna continue up or do I just finish up my questions?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: finish your questions
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Are you capable...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: of what?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
...a-are you capable of-...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: what?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Farting?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yeah...?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
How does it smell
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*bites your arm and takes a chunk out of it*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHH! OOOOOH! STOP IT STOP IT!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*blood runs down your arm*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? OH IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*digs his claws into your chest*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*gasp*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i tire of your endless questioning and pathetic whining. . ."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I-....t-I..
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"shut up." he growls
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"scarifice."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
WHAT
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: HAHAHAHAHAHA-!
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
That ain’t funny!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: the look on your face was PRICELESS!
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
That’s not cool, seriously
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: pfft it was hilarious!
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yeah but not just when I get comfortable
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"heh"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
...in here
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: yes. the thing.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
You’ve watched that movie too?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: nope
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Do you plan on going on a diet?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: no

Kaitou: i have a strict blood diet
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Sorry did you say, blood diet?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: yep.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
So are you trying to stay away from sugars? Or uh protein? Iron? What-what exactly is a blood diet?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*kaitou chuckles menacingly* "i. eat. blood..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
...e-excuse me?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"sure"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
How many times have you ever...participated in the, life cycle?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"what do you mean?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: well-...

Kaitou:....
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
You know right?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: ....first time around.

Kaitou: same. . .
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
So only once?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: yeah. . .
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Hahahahahaha!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"if you what?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I don’t...I-eeeehhhhhh
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"WHAT?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
AAH!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"answer the question"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Please don h-hurt me if do
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"...i won't"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I don’t trust y-you
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"it'll hurt less than kaitou. so unless you want to be sacrificed, start talking"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
NO PLEASE DON’T SACRIFICE ME!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"good"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yeah for you. But in this case me as well
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"mhm-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
That’s what she said
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"make that joke again and you'll be sacrificed"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i mean it."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Ooooooooh! Holy! Aahhhhhhhhhhhh
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*grabs you*

Devin: Kaitou, where are you going?

Kaitou: *dragging you away* I'll be back.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
NOONONO WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yep"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
“Okay. Have you ever participated in a kidnapping or have been kidnapped before?”
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: yes and yes.

Devin: no and yes.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Describe the situation
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: i was kidnapped by a villain.

Kaitou: needed the blood
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Right...do you ever feel discomfort around certain insects, animals, or a specific person(s)?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: many people

Devin: my Ex.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Okaaaay, do you feel respect towards the elderly of any species? Or a specific species?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: certain people.

Kaitou: screw authority!
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Have you ever suffered from a burn injury?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"the fire is probably causing the heat. as for the blood- i personally decide who i'm going to take blood from..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
And...how d-do you do it?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"well...my victims aren't exactly alive anymore..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
You consume from the corpses?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"mhm."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Mm! Aw man I just pictured and I think I threw up in my mouth...uh is it animal corpses or...human corpses...?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"depends..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I feel uncomfortable
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"do you expect to leave here alive?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
...alright that concludes this I think it’s time to bounce
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*uses the fire to cauterize the wound*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*muffled cough*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*removes their hand*

"there we go..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Oh I’m gonna throw up. I feel queasy
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"here- if you feel nauseous, use the bucket- 'kay? i've got painkillers, water, and soda crackers."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*gaging* why did I do this to mysel-*vomit*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"it's okay- deep breaths"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I don’t know if I can! I can’t feel my legs! I can’t breathe! *hyperventilation*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"your legs are fine- see-?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
*vomti* Oh I have a headache! *over-exaggerated breathing*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: choose your words carefully
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
What’s wrong with never gonna give you up?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"it's annoying"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
How? It’s a masterpiece
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"and annoying"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
What makes you say that?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"heard it too many times"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
And the gift keeps on giving. Along with me
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"may we move on with questions?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Sure. Do you have an emotional attraction to any thing “weird”?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: don't think so.

Kaitou: define weird?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Weird as in extraordinary, not seen everyday, hardly ever understood
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: then yeah probably.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Explain
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: well i don't have specifics but i guess i'm just chaotic
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
You have an emotional attraction to being chaotic?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"sure."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
That-I mean that’s not really an attraction that’s just a personality trait or a hobby
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"but what about other people who are chaotic?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Mainly depending on how bad it is, they usually are mentally ill or have a disorder. Which makes me wonder about you in fact...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*you see a black sludge wrap around kaitou and drag him away from you*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*groan of pain*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*the sludge comes from devin's body and you see the two twins fight each other*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Wait! Please! I-I need help! Ow ow! Aaahohohoh!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*devin runs over to you*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
N-no…
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*pulls some bandages out and patches some of the wounds*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Oohoh…ooh god…
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"just don't look and you won't vomit"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
L-look?…
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"AGH just. shut up!"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ahhh I’m sorry
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"you should be!"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yeah just as long as my crushed head isn’t on the floor or something I’ll be ooooookaay
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i can do more than crush your head."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
And I don’t wanna find out
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"then don't piss me off."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I have been sure to do that. Not piss you off
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"good"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Can we move on with the questions?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: 314,2005 points on Galaga

Kaitou: you beat my record?!
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Well known fact about yourselves
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: my favorite color is blue.

Kaitou: i like creating chaos.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Well that’s interesting. Favorite weapon of choice
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin and Kaitou: FIRE.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Oh...okay, so you like torture?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou:YES!

Devin: NO!
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Would you participate in skinning someone alive, drowning someone, suffocating and any other means of torture?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: Of cour-

Devin: Kaitou if you don't shut up, i might consider it-!
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
So yes?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"he tends to do that"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
That’s just pathetic. C-cant even take a joke...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"well i can't blame him...he doesn't take nonsense, he was trained not to."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Y-you certainly are better behaved then him
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i didn't go to that god forsaken school"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
G-good to know. When is he...w-waking up...?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i don't know"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
What would happen if...if...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"if what?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
I-I uh...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"okay, but kaitou's the literal demon."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Uhh y-yeah...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yeah."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Does he sleep a lot?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yeah"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
...is he lazy?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"no...just- stressed and overworked"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Over?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yeah"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
O-overrrrrrr?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: well- i've been 'round hell a few times
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
You’ve been around that-...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: yeah.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
YEAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: something funny-?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Ye-no no nothing
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: i could send you there if i wanted.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
NO PLEASE DON’T
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: then behave.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Y-yes...uhh do you eat food?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"start talking."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I wanted to know what would happen if...if I....p-p....p-po...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"if you what?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Poked him...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"probably wake up and kill you"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Not unless yo-you do it first. NOT saying that I want you to
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"you think i would do that?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yes...I-I don’t trust you two
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"Kaitou is the threat to worry about"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Anyone could be a threat if you think about it
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin and Kaitou: No.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Well fun fact: Sex trafficking and Slavery make a LOOOOOTTA money. Anyway do you have an understanding of humans’ reasoning and adapting skills?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: yes

Kaitou: Money-?!
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Would you consider hurting the ones you love or care for in replacement for your greatest desires?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: *cries*

Devin: NO.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Do you find interest in sex?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: yes.

Devin: No.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Have you ever had any issues with the law and the other way around?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY! IT WASN'T MY FAULT AND THOSE BASTARDS DESERVED IT!

Devin: jeez- no the law has an issue with me.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Okay. Are you capable of catching viruses, bacterial infections, and/or cancer?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: Aside from blood, yeah.

Devin: i do.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Finally the most normal thing I’ve heard today
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: i'll say...
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
What, say what?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: Kaitou is the least normal person to exist.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: *stares you down*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Aheheheh...eh
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: putting up with you is the last thing i thought i'd have to do- but just so we're VERY clear, there are universes where i'm a merciless crime lord running the biggest mafia of all time, ones where i have destroyed planets and ones where i am a literal GOD. Do NOT toy with me. UNDERSTAND-?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"fine."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Sooooooo?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"what signs are you looking for?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Any
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"jeez- i'd kill you but devin would kill me for that"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Uh, wait really?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yeah"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
You’d kill me?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"possibly"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
D-did I do anything...wrong?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: yeah.

Kaitou: pretty much.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Do you have any serve phobias or dislikes?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: needles.

Kaitou: being heartbroken again.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Do you enjoy self isolation?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: yes.

Kaitou: don't take me back to that room. EVER. *shudders*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Do you support the idea of punishments? The execution kind
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: n-no-....
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
If you had the opportunity to save a human life, would you take it?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou:depends.

Devin: yes.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
If you met a celebrity, what would be your first reaction?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"thank you-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Please don’t make me regret it. I regret a lot of things I don’t want my life to end that way
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"you won't"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I hope I’ve made the right decision
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"you have, i'm a hero in training-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I pray you are
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i am, i'm going to keep you safe"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*smiles*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
*smirks*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: treat them with respect.

Kaitou: Tch no one's better than me.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
If you had an intruder encounter within where you reside, what would be your first reaction?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: how much money to sleep with me?

Devin: get out of the house before i burn you to a f*cking crisp.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
HA. I like it. If you encountered a mutilated animal, what would you do?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: drink it's blood.

Devin:...
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
A bit gross. Do you support religious beliefs and practices?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin and Kaitou: no
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Are you more likely to fight, run, or reason with?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: reason with 

Kaitou: fight or run
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Where is your favorite place?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i won't..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
O-oh...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"my head huuurts..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
How h-hard did you hit it?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"pretty bad"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
It shou-...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"Devin where are the painkillers?!"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Mm
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"ughh...it hurts so bad..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
D-Don’t look at me I ain’t d-doing anything...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
...
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Devin!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
""yeah-?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Y-you just gon act like nothing h-happened?!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"oh this happens quite often-"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
HUH?!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"the passing out thing? yeah, kaitou just overworks himself- and then passes out"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Was he really abo-out t-to...
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"probably."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
It was a-a joke! Why’d he take it so far?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: well...

Kaitou: sweet.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Uh alright. Have you ever seen anyone with test i cular cancer before?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin and Kaitou: no
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Good I didn’t think so. Who’s the oldest person you’ve met?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: my grandfather.

Kaitou: A demon.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Care to specify?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: a lust demon
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Uh...I don’t...know what that is can you explain it to me?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: it's desire
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
You mean like...the uh, the thing? Or is it a name?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: only to everyone else.

Devin: yes. i have Ptsd and mild depression.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Good to know. Have you ever gone mad in a situation before?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin and Kaitou: yes.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Have you ever experienced heavy hatred towards an individual?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin and Kaitou: YES.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Who exactly?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: my ex.

Kaitou: my father
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Oh...okay. Do you have any favorite foods?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: Eggrolls

Kaitou: Cheezits...
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Alright. If I were to kill someone  innocent, how would you react?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"why?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Because I can pay for therapy anytime I need it
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"oh"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I don’t believe you have anyone to go to one when your, dealing with your problems beside family and friends of course
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"no i don't"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
That’s sad. Your sad
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i'm destructive."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
And sad
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
".....i could kill you, remember?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
That would also be sad
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"no- don't look. "
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
OH OOOOOAAAAAAAH!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"don't look-!"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
AAAAAAAAAAAHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*covers your mouth*
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*muffled screaming and slight sobbing*
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i can cauterize the wound. okay-?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Mmm hmm
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"it's gonna hurt a little but will help in the long run. try not to scream."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
MMM!
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: you heard me...
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
How exactly is that possible?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: the thing about selling your soul is it comes at the price of extreme hunger for blood.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Oh...the atmosphere in here really changed huh...u-anyway a-are you aware of...of what blood contains?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"iron."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
And?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: what else?
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Uh water too I think
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yep"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
...god it’s a bit hot in here I’m starting to sweat...you have any idea of what...or like who’s...blood...you...consume?”
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: my bed.

Kaitou: my bed~
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Do you have an abusive relative or friend?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin:...i'd rather not say...
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Why?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Devin: i had a very bad 'experience' with one of my boyfriends.
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 2 replies
Understandable. On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your sex appeal?
[deleted]
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
lmao
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
I know the response had me balling XD
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Kaitou: heh. solid 20.

Devin:.......5?....
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
Lmao
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Are you against LGBTQ+?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Kaitou: i'm bisexual...

Devin: i'm Panromantic, Asexual, and Nonbinary...
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
I think we know the answer. Would you consider yourself...different? Mentally ill?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i might not sacrifice you..."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I hope you don’t
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"might not."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
What makes me so special...?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"i dunno"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Is it because I’m not gay?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"no"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Is it because I’m not “cool”?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"no"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
Is it because humanism?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"yes?"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Over what what is h-he stressed...over
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"his work"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
...Th-that is?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"finding a cure for his blood hunger"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Ugh...d-discusting
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"he needs to eat or he'll die."
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I-isn’t there some s-sort of substitute?
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"sadly no"
eartquakeapplepieham
1 up, 2y
W-well the victim can’t possibly be...me
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