???: Hmmm, well, I could get you so-
???2: *pushes ??? down*
???: AAHHH!
???2: So, you're probably wondering where you are, how you got here, and who we are, but we won't answer those questions, yet.
Pov: You wake up in some temple, and see them guarding a door, wdyd? No erp, romance is fine, bambi ocs are okay, Hollow Knight ocs recommended, but not necessary, no killing them, no joke rp