I HAVE NO FRICKING BRAIN ANYMORE!!!

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[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 3 replies
“Show yourself.”
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
There is no answer... The only sound is the wind...
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
“Well, I’m about to get haunted.” *sits down on log*
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Then you hear it... Heavy breathing.
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
*not worried*
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"Blessed..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
“Mhm.”
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
You hear footsteps...
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
*smiles*
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"Brothers... The blessed one has arrived..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
“Motherf**ker, you know it.”
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
This appears around 3 meters (9 feet) in front of you.
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
“Hello, brother.” (I know very little of 40k but I’ll try.)
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(Ah. Good.)

"You call me brother?"
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
“You seem to call everyone that?”
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"That is because they are my battle brothers..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
“ I see. How am I blessed?”
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"He has blessed you..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
“Who’s he? An emperor or something?”
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"Yes... The Emperor..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
“And is this a good thing?”
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y
He nods.
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 3 replies
Luigi: Who's there?!

Mario: Show yourself, bitch!
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Nothing... Only the wind... And... Heavy breathing.
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Mario: Don't make me use my hammer!

Luigi: ...
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
There are slow footsteps...
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Mario: I'm not afraid!
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
The sound seems odd... It almost sounds as if it's an echo...
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Luigi: Go away!
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
The breathing and footsteps grow louder....
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Mario: Just face us already, butt-licking cockmuncher!
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
"Blessed..."
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y
Mario: Oh, so NOW you say something?
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
"Blessed..."
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Mario: ...?
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
"You are... blessed..."
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Luigi: The hell?
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Mario feels something touch him.
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
(Mario quickly turns to look at what touched him.)

Mario: -?!
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
"Blessed one..."
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Mario: Uh.... hi?
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
It looks at you.
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y
Mario: What the hell is happening?
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
It laughs.
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Mario: THAT'S NOT A F**KING ANSWER.

Luigi: Mario, calm down.
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
"Your mind is too frail to comprehend what I am."
Time-to-take-a-Tiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Mario: It sure f**kin' is!
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y
"So you agree with me... You can't understand what I am."
spellcaster
1 up, 3y, 3 replies
Drid: "What... Who..."
_Deathbat_
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
You hear nothing but the wind... and heavy breathing..."
spellcaster
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Drid: "Either i'm going insane, or someone's stalking me..."
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Footsteps... They sound, hollow...
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Drid: "I'm gonna bet someone's stalking me."
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"Blessed..."
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Drid: "Huh?"
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"You are... Blessed..."
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Drid: "How?"
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"He has blessed you..."
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y
Drid: "Who?"
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"The Emperor...."
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
*Drid stares at a random tree*

Drid: "Am I talking to myself, or am I engaging in conversation with somebody else?"
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
You hear footsteps...
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Drid: "Yeah, i'm probably just going insane. After all, i'm staring at  a tree."
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
They seem to be coming from behind you
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
*Drid slowly turns around*
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"Hello..."
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Drid: "Are you real?"
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
He sighs.
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y
Drid: "I'm gonna guess you're real."
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
He pulls out a pistol.

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spellcaster
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Drid: "Uh..."
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
He hands it to you.
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
{Drid takes it, confused.}
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"Take good care of it, and it will take care of your enemies."
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Drid: "Okay..."
_Deathbat_
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
He turns around, and starts walking off.
spellcaster
0 ups, 3y
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YOU ARE WANDERING THROUGH THE WOODS, AND YOU HAVE NO MEMORY OF WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE... YOU SEE MOVEMENT OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE, BUT YOU LOOK AND SEE NOTHING... YOU AREN'T SURE IT WAS NOTHING THOUGH...